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- Thank you for your performance! - Thank you!
I have 1.5 billion yen in cash.
This is a blackjack.
I'm sure you're all using it like it's nothing.
But there's a COVID-19 test kit, right?
I thought it was amazing.
I was there when Tetsuya thought it was amazing.
- I saw it for a second. - I didn't say a word.
- That's amazing. - I know.
- That's amazing. - I know that much.
That's because you showed up again the next day.
I'm always surprised by human science.
To find out just how amazing it is...
I thought I'd try it first.
So I asked you all for a few questions.
YOU ARE MY PUNCH!
That's right! This time...
We made a simple test kit!
- That was tough, wasn't it? - You're not human.
- But if there was even one decent one, it'd be amazing. - No doubt about it.
Think about it, everyone.
We were told to make a simple test kit.
- But we don't know what we'll do with it. - Right.
We'll mix something with something else...
And see if it's COVID-19 or not.
The liquid is something else.
And if you put it in, you'll get a line.
- That's something else. - That's true.
- I'd like you to announce it in order. - Okay.
TEST KIT
Okay, I've handed it over.
Okay, everyone. I'll hand you one test kit.
- Here you go. - Yay!
- Oh, wow! - Yay!
- Oh, I see. - Yay!
- Oh! - Oh!
- I see, it's for external scientists. - Yes, for me.
- I'd like you, scientists... - Wow, I didn't know you could do that.
Well, I'd like you to test it with science.
I thought it'd be nice to include an instruction manual in it.
But it's just a video, so we'll make a tutorial video.
- Wow, a video! - Wow!
- Okay, here you go. - Okay.
TEST KIT
For your use, please check the contents of the kit.
UNT KIT
- UNT dedicated tray, syringe, and filter - Wow!
STEP 1
- Huh?! - You will collect UNT.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- You will collect... - Wait, wait, wait!
- Seriously?! - Seriously?!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
If you use it hot, it may cause damage to the test results.
Therefore, please work carefully.
You can store the melted sample in your favorite bottle.
- Please store it. - No, we don't need it.
- Huh?! - Okay, here you go.
- Huh?! - Syringe, vial, and ethanol-filled vial.
Please take out these three items.
STEP 1
- Wow! - Wow!
- Seriously?! - Seriously?!
- Don't mess with me!
Please fix your arm at a 45 degree angle.
You will not have to worry about spilling OSK.
- Ah! - Ah!
- I'll do it closer. - No, I'll raise my head.
- Ah! - Ah!
- Wow! - Wow!
- You spilled too much. - You spilled too much.
STEP 2
- Wow! - Wow!
Step 3. Shake the vial lightly. The results will be easier to see.
How to confirm the test results.
The color of the embryo has changed. If you have confirmed that it is a foreign language, there is a doubt that you have performed G action from last night until now.
- Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Why?
- This is the kit. - I see. - I see. - Yes.
- This time we will use OS-type kits. - I see. - This UNT kit is a kit that can only be collected at UNT. - What?
- What is that? - Does that mean you only save it? - Calculate it! - It's like that shitty text, shitty shape. - I didn't need the video. - What is that? - What is that? - I don't know about that.
- These two scientists helped me make the video, so I'm watching it now. - Wow! - Wow! - If it was real, it would be funny, but I can't see anything because of the mosaic.
- Are you okay with making a dark video with a lot of effort now? - That's right. - Do you want me to open it once? - Yes. - This broadcast is amazing. - Right? - I can't do it. - This looks like it. - Please put it in this, only 10cc. - And put this in? - That's right. - Then do you do it now? - Cover it up.
- I don't need this expression that only dusts off. - Do you want me to put it out? - Heave-ho. - I'll go first. - Yes. - Here it comes. - Wow! - There it is. - 10cc! - Wow! - What's that? - Come on! - What is it? - Vomit! - Who are you? - I'm a person from Chicore. - Who does this group? - You start in the morning. - Seriously in the morning. - I'll go down first. - Wow, you're good. - I'll go now! - Wow. - I'm ready! - Wow! - I'll go now! - I'll go now! - Wow! - Wow! - I'll go now! - Wow! - I'll go now! - Wow! - I'll go now! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow!
you
- Ha ha ha!
- Get in there! Get in there! Get in there! - Get in there! Get in there! - Get in there! Get in there!
- I got out of none of them. - Yes.
- Can we try that " unions have gone to the amusement park" thing?
- Can we hear it like you screaming and demonstrating? - Ow...
- It'll be hard if you stick out your nose. - That's too tiny.
- You really can't expect too much. - You can get in there!
- Ha ha ha ha! - Ah!
- Hey! Don't it go and fall! That's wrong! - Ha ha ha!
- It's off somewhere! It's off somewhere!
- Can you do that? - Please tell me!
- Can you do that? - Wow!
- Should we put it back in? - Yes.
- Should we put it back in? - Let's do it!
We'll put in 10 milliliters.
Wouldn't it be bad if we took it all in?
I don't think it'll leak.
Close the lid and gently flip it upside down.
- Did you mix it? - Yes.
We have to wait for a bit.
- Can you just hold it like that for now? - Yes.
- I'll do it. - Okay.
- I'll wait. - Okay.
Is YouTube supposed to leak this much pee?
I wonder if I can do it with medicine...
How is it?
Tetsuya-san, it hasn't been long, but...
Can you compare the bottom and the top?
Oh, there's something floating on the top.
- Tetsuya-san, this is pretty ugly. - What?!
- I can't do it. - I'm a fairy, so I can't do it.
- There's nothing in there. - It's a medical record.
- It's a secret. - Sorry, I got carried away earlier.
- But Shibayu-san and Tetsuya-san are the same, right? - Yes.
- You're a fairy fairy. - What?!
Wait a minute. We know the results, right?
- You're doing it because you don't know, right? - Yes.
- You know this, right? - Do you know it?
- You know it? You don't know it? - Then I'll do it.
I'll do it.
- I'm surprised you don't do it. - What do you mean?
- I have a friend who does it. - If you don't do it 21 times a month...
- ...the risk of prostate cancer increases. - What?!
- It's totally fine. - You should be careful.
- You should get a double score.
- Hello, hello, hello. - Welcome!
- This is our inspection kit. - Can I see it?
- Yes, please. - Ta-da!
- It's a complete "gamp gear." - Wow!
- I'll take it out. - Okay.
- Natto, milk, chopstick... - Here we go!
- A book? - And there's an instruction manual.
- If you look at this, you'll know everything. - Okay.
- Has anyone checked this before? - I haven't done it before, so I don't know.
- Mr. Black Jack, please explain it. - Oh, okay.
- Skeletal balance test kit. - Oh!
- Huh? - Oh!
- Is it like a wave? - No, it's not like that.
- Huh? - It's not... it's not that good.
- Huh? - Skeletal wave, skeletal threat...
- No, no, no... - You don't know that?
- I don't know that stuff.
- Natto, 20 times on the right and 20 times on the left.
- Add the sauce and mustard, 30 times on the right and 40 times on the left.
- Okay, I'll do it.
- Do you do it in order?
- Wow, that's amazing. You're growing.
- What?
- Oh! This little thing that comes with it, like a calculator. - Yeah.
- You made it really well. - Yeah.
- Wow. - Okay, I did it.
- Wow, that's amazing. It's like a wave. - It's kind of like a wave.
- Yeah. - Oh, that's good.
- Huh? - Okay.
- Nima, mixed natto and milk in a bowl and put it in the fridge.
- Okay, here it is. - Nima, mixed natto and milk in a bowl and put it in the fridge. - Okay, here it is.
- Ta-da!
- Wow, I don't like it. - It's a strange combination, isn't it?
- It's this painful. - Oh, it hurts quite a bit, doesn't it?
- Then, put on the blindfold and ride one leg for 20 seconds on top of the box with the kit in it. - Nima, here's the result.
- Result 2 - If you can continue riding on top of the box without spilling milk, your skeletal balance is normal.
- If you spill milk, your skeletal balance is disturbed. - The fall is largely disturbed.
- It's either normal or disturbed, or largely disturbed, right? - Yes.
- Three steps. - Then, shall we do it?
- Yes, we've already done it. - Then, shall we start?
- Then, I'll put it on you. - Okay.
- Then, I'll let go of your hand once. - Okay.
- Oh, you can do it.
- Okay, you're doing good. - You're doing good.
- Then, I'll start. - Okay.
- When you start, put on the blindfold and raise your shoulders. - Okay.
- 20 seconds. - Ready...
- Start! - Ho!
- Oh... - Oh, it's quite...
- Oh! - Oh!
- It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! - Wait a minute...
- It hurts! - Oh!
- It's all over! - It's all over!
- Huh? - Are you okay?
- My lower back hurts! - Oh, no! My pelvis is over!
- Did you destroy your pelvis? - So, the result is...
- Mushi-san's pelvis is completely disturbed. - No, it's disturbed now. It's really small now.
- It's very disturbed. - Hey!
- Answer me! - It's important!
- It's you!
- It hurts like hell right now. - It hurts like hell?
- It's tingling. - It's tingling.
- The original kit I made is... - This one!
- Oh! - Oh!
- It looks like it. - It looks like it.
- I worked hard on this model. - Yeah.
- It's Shibata-made. It's Shibata Labo. - Oh!
- Shibata Labo. - Huh?
- It's judged whether or not it has the gene for laughing out loud. - It's funny.
- G-R-A. - It measures whether or not it's G-R-A.
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's 99.8% or more accurate. - Yeah.
- It's not based on facts at all. - No, no, no.
- Well, well, well, don't worry about it. - Well, then, please open it up.
- Yes.
- Oh! - Oh!
- I suddenly thought of a test. - Oh!
- What is it? - What is it?
- The contents are like this. - Oh!
- Oh!
- There are three main ingredients in here. - O, P, and M.
- What is this? - This is white, oil, pancake powder.
- Oh, it's not powder. - Let me explain what we're going to do.
- First of all, please prepare a cup of this size. - Yes.
- This is not in the inspection kit. - Put it in, you!
- Anyway, I couldn't fold it and put it in beautifully. - Yes.
- After that, we'll put it in in the order of O and P. - Yes.
- Now we're ready. - Oh!
- The test subject will lie down like this. - Yes.
- Lie down and put this on top of your stomach like this. - Oh!
- Then you'll see a sample image. - Oh!
- If you laugh like that, I think you'll probably shake like this. - Yes.
- The more you laugh, the more beautiful the pancake will be. - Oh!
- If you don't mix it up, it'll be weird. - Let's do it. - Yes.
- First of all, it's oil. - Yes.
- There's oil in it. - Yes.
- At this time, make sure you don't mix it up. - Yes.
- Oh! It's beautiful! - Oh! It's beautiful!
- Then powder. - Yes.
- Oh, it's beautiful. - Yes.
- We can't make pancakes with this. - Yes.
- I want it to be a beautiful dance. - Yes.
- Shall we inspect it? - Yes.
- Excuse me. - Yes.
- Can I put it down? - Yes.
- Oh, you put it in your stomach. - Yes.
- Isn't it good? - Yes.
- The defective version has a piece of paper with a QR code in it. - Oh, I see.
- There are a lot of interesting images in there. - Yes.
- I don't have it now, so I'll show you with this. - Yes.
- First of all, this will come out. - Yes.
It's grape. It's not interesting at all.
- This came out and I shook it. - You shook it?
- Wait a minute. It's weird. - Hey!
- Don't mix it up with your hands! - It's mixed up!
- Don't explain it with your hands!
- Then... - Yes.
- Hey! - Hahaha!
- What's with the defective version? - You like it too much!
- It's not good. - Hey, pull out the next one.
- Hurry up! - Oh, what's this?
- That's it. - What?
- That's it. - Oh, that's it?
- Let's put this on the stove so that it doesn't stir. - I'll put it down for now.
- But it's sinking under the oil a little. - Shall we make it?
- Yes. At that time, I would like to warn you that there is no chance of mixing here.
- I'm going to do it from above. - This is difficult, isn't it?
- You can't make it difficult even if it's simple. - I did it at home.
- I'll go. - Yes.
- It's mixing. It's mixing. - It's mixing.
- No, no, it's not mixing. - It's mixing.
- Oh, but you see, it's already a ball. - Oh, this is terrible.
- If it's okay to some extent, I'll stop it. - Teacher, please tell me the results honestly.
- Results. - I believe in you.
- Well, level 1.5 negative. - It's not negative anymore.
- It's negative from here and negative from here. - Oh, I see.
- Oh, and it says it's not negative at all. - Oh, I see.
- I think it's pretty bad. - As if it were negative, the person in charge is laughing so hard.
- No, no, no, no. - It may finally be like this.
- What is this? What is this? - It's already mixed up first.
- What is this? - It's not easy at all.
- A hot plate came out. - It's better to be that bag.
- Well, I'm very satisfied with the perspective of whether it's negative or positive.
- Let's clean up and do our thing. - Yes!
- Well, I brought it. - Well, it's a free gift, so it should be like this.
- Don't do your best with the package! - I thought the package was very important.
- And this is how to use it this time, but I will distribute it one by one. - Yes.
- Wow, you're explaining it properly. - This time, I'd like to do it without telling you what kind of test it is.
- Yes, yes, yes. - It only says how to use it.
- Could you give me three people and things as a representative?
- Put the cup in a horizontal position and put the tablecloth until the bottom of the cup hides. - Yes.
- And then put all of the preserved liquid in the cup. - Yes.
- This is a swab with preserved liquid attached. - Yes.
- Or you can mix it with your own clinical trial. - Yes.
- Please be careful not to use both. - Yes.
- At this time, put the clinical trial hardener into the clinical trial as a whole and use it after protecting the clinical trial. - Yes.
- Huh? - That's what it looks like.
- Take the reaction liquid with a dropper and pour it into the preserved liquid several times and mix it about ten times with a mixing stick.
- That's what it looks like, right? - And when you see the test results and attack the examiner, you'll get a notification like that.
- Oh! - Yes, that's all you have to do.
- So I'd like you to do it right away, but in order for you to know that the test results are correct, I'd like you to do it for other people as well.
- I'd like you to do it for Karaage-kun and Nitro Bomb-nin. - Yes.
- There's a rule like that, so please do it in a way that others can't see.
- Okay, please do it. - Okay.
- This time, I asked you to do it all of a sudden, but I'd like you to use it in a scene like an interview or something like that.
- I see. - I'd like you to use it when judging people.
- Oh, like a preference test? - Something like that.
- What we're going to do this time is...
- We're going to see if you're in good shape or not. - I hope you are. - I hope you are.
- We're going to see if you're in good shape or not.
- In clinical cases, if you're not in good shape and you're serious, you'll stay brown.
- If you're not in good shape and you're serious, you'll stay blue. - What?
- Let's do it in order.
- If you're a university professor and you're a serious person and you're hiding something weird, you'll stay brown.
- Okay. - I'll do it. - Please do it.
- You're completely brown.
- I think you're not in good shape. - Oh, I see.
- You're completely serious. - Yes.
- Can I do it like this? - No, you can't. - Okay.
- Is it okay for me to do it like this? - Please do it.
- Oh, you're in good shape. - Please do it.
- Oh, you're brown.
- You're not in good shape. - I see.
- Shibayuku, are you ready? - Yes.
- Please react. - I'll do it.
- Please do it.
- This is a fairy! - Why is it a fairy!?
- If you put it like this, you'll be in trouble! - You're in trouble!
- When you say "fairy", I'm like "oh, is that so?"
- This is totally a fairy's color. - I see.
- You can clearly see the difference between "in" and "out" in the search engine. - Yeah, it's easy to tell.
- It's easy to tell for me too. - Amazing.
- For now, since you two asked for it, I'd like you to come over here first.
- A slightly older high school student. - Yeah.
- It's a fried chicken. - Is this a woman's version of "out" sauce?
- Oh, it's a woman's version of "out" sauce, but I'll have you mix it up at a distance.
- Hey, stop that!
- Okay. - Okay, it's mixed up.
- Can you show me? - We don't have to check it out, though.
- Yeah. - Hm?
- Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? - Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!?
- Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!?
- Wait! Wait! Huh? Huh!? Huh!? - Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!?
- What!? It's weird!
- It's weird! - What is this!?
- I'll have you confirm this! - Is it a truth or a lie!?
- That's because you seemed to be interested in it.
- I see. - Lastly, a little stranger!
- Yes, we are your stupid junior, little stranger.
I'm your junior, so you have to do it like you're in a good mood.
Don't pretend to be weird.
Don't do it right.
You're in a good mood.
I'll do it.
I'll do it for real.
This is...
This is a big fairy!
It's a fairy!
He was...
a good boy!
A good boy, huh?
Do you want to hear a science behind-the-scenes story?
Please!
A science behind-the-scenes story?
Is a science behind-the-scenes story okay?
Science is good, isn't it?
Actually, this is...
starch glue.
When the starch glue melts here and you put it in a hurry...
In short, the starch reaction occurs and it turns blue.
Yes.
That's all for now.
You're like an elementary school student.
This is the limit of science I can do!
That's right.
How was it? It was like a science, wasn't it?
Well, after all, this blue and blue...
It's a little weird to say it in colors.
I know.
I'm glad to know that you're a meteorologist.
I see.
That's amazing.
Half silver and half milk.
You're right!
That's amazing!
That's terrible!
No, you're the worst.
Me?
Yes, you are.
I've never seen such a strong body in a test kit!
It's not easy!
The shooting is too long.
It was really difficult.
If we live cheerfully today, it's thanks to scientists.
Let's live with gratitude!
I hope two scientists will be proud of themselves by watching this video!
Let's all do our best in science from tomorrow!
Thank you for your hard work!